Adrian Beer

I aspire to being a professional freak of some sort, be it circus performer, stuntman or homeless bum that does tricks for booze money. You can help me achieve that dream by sending me money.

Sailing, Chainmaille armour and jewellery, Catapults, Fire breathing, Fire eating, Unicycling, Sword Swallowing, Sticking pointy spinny things into my nose, Lighting bodily extremities on fire, Heavy metal, Industrial metal, Symphonic metal, Prog metal, Power metal, Melodic Death metal, Anything else you can find that you'd like me to try